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- The problem with being just friends is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn't deserve you when I could do so much…
- If you listen closely to your body while you're working out, you can hear the calories singing Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
- You know she's the one when you're gonna watch a movie together and instead of popcorn she makes sandwiches.
- That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes.
- My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video.
- Horn broken...watch for finger.
- The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the ticks.
- A woman will watch the game with you. The perfect woman will watch it on top of you.
- If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day.
- She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs.
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
- A girl lets you watch porn. The woman helps you make up.
- Three Things to Watch.. Speech, Behavior and Action.
- A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside…
- Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall .... And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch .... It'll move on…
- A Woman Never Say: That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again?
- A Woman Never Say: I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby sitter Tracy.
- A Woman Never Say: Honey come here! Watch me do a tequila shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!
- It's always a turn on when a girl can watch sports without being bored.
- Porn Rule: When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea.
- If you haven't checked the time in your watch for like 4 or 5 hours, you're probably having a good time.
- Pretty sure the woman of my dreams will be the kind who'll agree to hold my beer glass while I watch the football game on…
- I wear a watch on my penis cause bitch you know what time it is.
- I hate to watch people suffer. That's why I just shot the guy in the head after I ran him over.
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