Vodka Quotes

135 Vodka quotes by 99 unique authors

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I… — Chelsea Handler
The stains could be seen only in the sunlight, so Ruth was never really aware of them until later, when she would stop at an… — Alice Sebold
The Winter Woman is as wild as a blizzard, as fresh as new snow. While some see her as cold, she has a fiery heart… — Christopher Moore
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure… — Ian Fleming
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. — Richelle Mead
When he finished, he drank from the cup. Everyone else did too, so I followed suit. And nearly choked to death. It was like fire… — Richelle Mead
But worse things were about to be found in the bedroom: on the jeweller’s wife’s ottoman, in a casual pose, sprawled a third party- namely,… — Mikhail Bulgakov
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. — Jim Butcher
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a… — Sylvia Plath
I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge, opened it, and… — Jim Butcher
I think it takes an amazing amount of energy to convince oneself that the Forever Person isn't just around the corner. In the end I… — Douglas Coupland
I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just… — Chelsea Handler
Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and an iPod without… — Sara Shepard
Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up. — Richelle Mead
The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A bunch of guys… — Holly Black
Why are we worn out? Why do we, who start out so passionate, brave, noble, believing, become totally bankrupt by the age of thirty or… — Anton Chekhov
Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have to get drunk… — Sergei Lukyanenko
Now, I was a fan of the simple pleasures in life: grilled cheese sandwiches without black flecks on the crust, jeans that didn't pinch the… — Maggie Stiefvater
neither poems nor prose just a length of rope just the wet earth -- that's the way home. neither vodka nor bread just bursts of… — Tadeusz Borowski
Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to… — John Green
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever… — Mikhail Bulgakov
The goblins of the city may hold committees to divide a single potato, but the strong and the cruel still sit on the hill, and… — Catherynne M. Valente
We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards. — Philip Sington
I thought you said scrying was a bad idea.” “It's like vodka,” Calla said. “It really depends on who's doing it. — Maggie Stiefvater
Vodka is kind of a hobby. — Betty White

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