Vodka Quotes
135 Vodka quotes by 99 unique authors
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I'll have 2 vodka sodas 1 with birth control in it.
— Kevin McCarty
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A medium Vodka dry Martiniwith a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please. I would prefer Russianor Polish vodka.
— Unknown Author
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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka cost more than dinner for two
— Unknown Author
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You are my emotional high, my prescription drug, you ease my pain and numb my suffering.. your my vodka with a chaser.. your my every…
— Megannn(:
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I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST PARTY…
— RON WHITE
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If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck Id swim to the bottom and never come up. But the oceans not vodka and…
— Unknown Author
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Dreamlands Golden Goose! Fragrance-free! Vodka me! Goose it up, baby! Mouth-watering! Condensed, purify, extracted, for the world to see. LET IT BE! International! Coast to…
— Javaz
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When life gives you lemons.... Add some vodka
— Anya Wright
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You call it vodka, I call it instant whore juice.
— Nikhil Saluja
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When Life gives you lemonaid, look for someone who was given vodka and have a party.
— Levita Charin
Who Wrote These Vodka Quotes
99 authors contributed a total of 135 Vodka Quotes, led by these top contributors: