Vodka Quotes

135 Vodka quotes by 99 unique authors

The hedonistic lifestyle is difficult to achieve when you're still carrying your own gear. Trust me that you don't feel glamorous with a 60-pound amp… — Carrie Brownstein
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber… — Asne Seierstad
This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return… — Carl Linnaeus
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again. — Elton John
Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice. — Stephen Fry
If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer,… — Jayson Williams
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. — Ian Fleming
Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and other… — Nikolai Gogol
Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one… — Gary Shteyngart
Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you can… — Gary Shteyngart
You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when I didn't drink… — Gary Shteyngart
Vodka has a huge history in Russia, in that it's almost like a currency. It's the one thing that keeps the country in the dark… — Gary Shteyngart
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning. — Oliver Goldsmith
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of… — Tom T. Hall
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and… — Anthony Hopkins
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up. — Garrison Keillor
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. — Richard Owen
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. — Nicole Polizzi
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at… — Lisa Marie Presley
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have… — Ron White
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. — Fuzzy Zoeller
After the first glass of vodka you can accept just about anything of life even your own mysteriousness you think it is nice that a… — Frank O'Hara
Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father,… — P.G. Wodehouse
Jules says there are three things that make you a grown-up: an eight-piece set of matching dishes; gin, vodka and whiskey in the house; and… — Jane Green
I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some dragged-out… — Sarah Dessen

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