Vodka Quotes

135 Vodka quotes by 99 unique authors

The adult in me wants Vodka, while the kid in me wants Orange Juice. It's a good thing they get along. — Green Monk
I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't… — Robin Day
I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry. — Calvin Klein
Vodka and seven straight to my brain, put me under false impressions, hide all my pain. — Prince
Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka — Matthew Lush
I'm toxic like vodka and gin 200 proof on the rocks, I do it cause I can. — Jean Grae
The rhymes too hot to experience how not to I'm toxic like vodka and gin 200 proof on the rocks, I do it cause I… — Jean Grae
Drowning in a haze of smoke and glasses that never run empty Bottles of soho, cheap vodka and twenty; twenty. — Jean Grae
You ain't got no wins in mi casa. Maggianos hoppin out the benz like a mobster. Pasta, pellegrino penne ala vodka. Lobster, Filipino talking to… — Unknown Author
Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp. Like an old school pimp or a real og. I rocking VANS I'm in the sand… — Lmfao
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about… — Chelsea Handler
The whole place turned into a gigantic orgy, every kind of sex freak, from homosexuals to nymphomaniacs, especially the needle and mainlining scene, losing syringes… — Edie Sedgwick
Always a new million. Voli's the new vodka. Forty is the new 30. Baby you're a rockstar. — Pitbull
Cos Jesus drives a Harley, The devil wears Prada, If God was one of us he'd probably drink vodka. — Yelawolf
I don't chase boys. I chase paper, my dreams, and my vodka. — Chanel Dudley
Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!! — Candace Bailey
Young nigga coming up they wanna gun you down, drinking vodka in the memory of my nigga damn. — Rick Ross
Vodka; it kinda fixes everything like duct tape — Unknown Author
He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. — Bill Brasky
A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away… — Seth Meyers
I'm on a new diet, it's called the vodka diet and I'm doing great. I've lost 3 days this week! — Nishan Panwar
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. — Nishan Panwar
Fuck love, I prefer vodka. — Unknow
Vodka can be more effective than the most advanced lie detector... — Milana May
Champagne costs too much, Whiskeys too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. — Unknown Author

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