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Valentine 's Day Quotes by Lewis Black
- What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height…
- Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
More Valentine 's Day Quotes
- Love is the beauty of the soul. — Saint Augustine
- Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul. — Saint Augustine
- In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels. — Jane Austen
- Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the… — Henry Ward Beecher
- What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but… — Lewis Black
- How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I… — Steve Carell
- The best smell in the world is that man that you love. — Jennifer Aniston
- Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from… — Jon Stewart
- It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be… — Laura Kightlinger
- On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that… — Dave Barry
- Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. — Jim Gaffigan