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Eugene Mirman has 18 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go…
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
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Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just…
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High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play…
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On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really,…
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Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, be proactive.…
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Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
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If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
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God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.
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Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get…
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I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is that for?…
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What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by…
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Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
— Dave Attell
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I'm not advocating for no guns. I like mine and am not about to give them up. But in this country, my…
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
— Eugene Mirman
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Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.
— Megan Fox
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You can't breathe for sheer revulsion when you keep finding the bodies of women with bamboo poles thrust up their vaginas. Even…
— John Rabe
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I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
— Boy George
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Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.
— Phil Robertson
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I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can…
— Jenny Slate
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You try and live your life as normally as possible and if someone invents a rumor that I have two vaginas, so…
— Michael Vartan
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To love women, to love our vaginas, to know them and touch them and be familiar with who we are and what…
— Eve Ensler
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Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time.
— Pope Benedict XVI
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so many vaginas, stomachs, cocks, snouts, and flies you don't know what to do with them ... shovelsfull! ... but hearts? ...…
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
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