Vaginas Quotes
28 quotes by 22 authors
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Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
— Dave Attell
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I'm not advocating for no guns. I like mine and am not about to give them up. But in this country, my uterus is more…
— Shannyn Moore
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
— Eugene Mirman
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Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.
— Megan Fox
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You can't breathe for sheer revulsion when you keep finding the bodies of women with bamboo poles thrust up their vaginas. Even old women over…
— John Rabe
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I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
— Boy George
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Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.
— Phil Robertson
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I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our…
— Jenny Slate
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You try and live your life as normally as possible and if someone invents a rumor that I have two vaginas, so be it. There's…
— Michael Vartan
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To love women, to love our vaginas, to know them and touch them and be familiar with who we are and what we need. To…
— Eve Ensler
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Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time.
— Pope Benedict XVI
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so many vaginas, stomachs, cocks, snouts, and flies you don't know what to do with them ... shovelsfull! ... but hearts? ... very rare! in…
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
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I bet you're worried. I was worried. I was worried about vaginas. I was worried about what we think about vaginas, and even more worried…
— Eve Ensler
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He was in blue jeans and a work shirt, which is another weird quirk of Rich Old Men. Just one of the guys here. Blue…
— Warren Ellis
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The religious school she went to, growing up, Ms. Wright said how all the girls had to wear a scarf tied to cover their ears…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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There was a pause, and then Damien said, "I nominate Erik Night." Shaunee rolled her eyes. Erin said, "Okay, how many times do we have…
— P. C. Cast
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Vaginas are the mosh pits of hard rock penises.
— Nikhil Saluja
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A woman's thong is like a baby hammock for vaginas.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Sorry sluts I'm afraid there isn't a clear history button for your vaginas.
— Patience
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Heyyy bitch shut d fuck up.....your vaginas been searched more than google....:P:P
— Ninad
Who Wrote These Vaginas Quotes
22 authors contributed a total of 28 Vaginas Quotes as follows: