"Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas." — Phil Robertson

"Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas."

— Phil Robertson

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57 Quotes by Phil Robertson

Phil Robertson has 57 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong ... Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph…
If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because…
Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be…
Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth.…
I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and…
I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange…
Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to…
My prayer was always: 'Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You: but if You don't, I'll be thankful for…
If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God’s help, you can accomplish anything.
Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.
Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.
I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater,

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More Crawfish Quotes

This quote is filed under Crawfish Quotes, one of 7 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I was a typical farm boy. I liked the farm. I enjoyed the things that you do on a farm,… — Sam Donaldson
I live in Connecticut, but eventually I'd like to move back to New Orleans. I grew up there; the pace… — Harry Connick, Jr.
I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair? — Walker Percy
She taught me everything I knew about crawfish and kissing and pink wine and poetry. She made me different. — John Green
The lakes in Washington State give us tons of crawfish. — Tom Douglas
Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas. -Phil — Duck Dynasty

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