Uncle Quotes

416 quotes by 326 authors

Ever since my my uncle best friend had died last Friday, my uncle haven't been ok and he been crying and haven't been eating. I… — RaeRae
I'm your uncle, your grandfather, your step-father, your mentor, I am that father figure, but not your birth father. While I will never be your… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in. — Marcelene Cox
Right now, I'm worth a million dollars, and I owe Uncle Sam a million-and-a-half dollars, and I made a deal with him. I said, 'Uncle… — Robert Blake
Uncle Brett had a definite vision that he was after, I don't think having a famous father affected him much. — Kim Weston
I developed the habit of writing novels behind a closed door, or at my uncle's, on the dining table. — Patrick White
My uncle out in Texas Can't even write his name He signs his checks with Xs But they cash 'em just the same — Irving Berlin
No one thinks that I honestly have a hunger for this because of how I came up. So a lot of people hate instead of… — Diggy Simmons
This is my passion and I go hard at it on a daily basis just like the next man that wants this does. Im not… — Diggy Simmons
Head south let's all bring it in for Wally, eazy sees uncle Charlie Little Boo, but God's got him and I'm gonna miss everybody. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
Why they kill my dog and man I miss my uncle Charles y'all. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
I truly believe that we have so many different characters. My father, when he is in the boxing gym, is 'Floyd Joy.' My uncle is… — Floyd Mayweather
But met this knucklehead, thought he want a order, Came and asked me stop pitching to his daughter, Tell me it's the man, can't be,… — Camron
Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way! — South Park
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've… — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get… — Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead… — Napoleon Dynamite
I'm not crazy. I created you all. And I can here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. If you don't believe me,… — Futurama
When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned — South Park

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