Uncle Quotes

416 quotes by 326 authors

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyesâ€”and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncleâ€™s. — William Shakespeare
Waiting is one of life's hardships. It is hard enough to wait for chocolate cream pie while burnt roast beef is still on your plate.… — Daniel Handler
So this is the young man who has intentions toward my little girl." Bobby shifted in his seat and crossed his legs. "It is not… — Ally Carter
Hello, Uncle Brother Zachariah," James said without opening his eyes. "I would say that I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm sure this is the… — Cassandra Clare
Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any… — Darynda Jones
I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. â€œWe hooking up?â€ â€œWhy does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?â€ â€œUm, I wasnâ€™t… — Darynda Jones
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. — George Gobel
I grew up watching and learning from the ultimate partnership, and that is of my father and late uncle. — Jonathan Tisch
No woman in Afghanistan is in business without support from either her husband or her father or her uncle, someone. — Gayle Tzemach Lemmon
I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over 100 lead pellets… — Phil Robertson
My uncle was the first brown person to have a market stall on Petticoat Lane in the 1960s. He worked his way up from the… — M.I.A.
My uncle was in a ska band called the Top Cats; that was my first proper influence, as I was taken to see them every… — King Krule
I got a lot from my uncle who is a really good ska guitarist. Very ragged makeshift rhythms and intricate lines. — King Krule
My parents separated before I was 1 year old. I moved in with my aunt and uncle when I was in fourth grade. I was,… — Troy Polamalu
My father had played the guitar when he was young, and my uncle Jack had worked for Kalamazoo, before the war, developing guitar pickups. So… — Pete Townshend
My father, obviously, and my mother were inspirations. My uncle, Frank Harper, he was an absolute mentor for me. — Hill Harper
I think that when we were younger, the fact of knowing our uncle Derrike won the Daytona 500. We were racing go-karts then, and I… — Amber Cope
Having competed themselves, my father and my uncle are very passionate about motorsport, so I inherited it from them. — Pastor Maldonado
I used to sing songs and write with my uncle, Bill Owens. — Dolly Parton
I never met my Uncle Jack. My mom was six months pregnant with me when he died. But I knew his wife and two kids… — Mark Shriver

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