Uncle Quotes

416 quotes by 326 authors

They run off eckeltricity, do they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs," he added to Uncle Vernon. "And… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
It's good to see you, little one." He (Uncle Eddie) scanned her short skirt. "I only wish I were not seeing quite so much of… — Ally Carter
If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for… — Chris Rock
Australians are very unfair in this way. They spend half of any conversation insisting that the country's dangers are vastly overrated and that there's nothing… — Bill Bryson
Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well." -Uncle Charles — Ally Carter
I came back, Uncle Eddie. Last year, after the Henley, I could have gone to any school in the world -- I could have done… — Ally Carter
Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?â€ â€œHe needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if youâ€™re interested — Darynda Jones
Think they work you too hard? Think of poor Ali Sard. He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and its quick growing grass… — Dr. Seuss
The woman I loved died because I did not love her enough - what greater sin is there than that?" (Uncle Chaim and Aunt Fifke… — Peter S. Beagle
Who are you?" Violet asked. It is confusing to fall asleep in the daytime and wake up at night. "what are you doing with Uncle… — Daniel Handler
Do you really want to know why you lost?â€ I asked. â€œDo you really have an answer?â€ he countered. â€œYou need to get off your… — Maria V. Snyder
I wish everyone would stop crying, Tom. Uncle Joe would be so angry about it." But she's crying herself now. "He'd be so angry at… — Melina Marchetta
It's a token for the arcade games at Laser Sport Time!" Dan hissed. "Uncle Alistair doesn't think so," Amy murmured. "He's a numismatist." "He takes… — Peter Lerangis
I really think I shall commence chapter forty-four," he said, patting his hands together. "I shall commence, I think, with a slight exaggeration and go… — Shirley Jackson
My dear dead mother wanted me to go into an honorable trade, like grave robbing. Would I listen? No. Be an assassin, like your uncle… — Raymond E. Feist
Until I dicover the meaning of this sentence, I will neither eat nor sleep. "My dear uncle-" I began. "Nor you either," he added. — Jules Verne
Do you hurt uncle Kisten', he asked.(...) but Kisten beat me to it. â€œOnly my heart, Audric,â€ he said. â€œMs. Rachel is like the sun.… — Kim Harrison
He isnâ€™t so much flirting,â€ Cerise murmured. â€œEither he doesnâ€™t like me or he doesnâ€™t know how.â€ â€œOf course he likes you. Youâ€™re lovely. He… — Ilona Andrews
Robb: Uncle Benjen said to send you to the stables if I saw you. Jon: I have one more farewell to make. Robb: Then I… — George R. R. Martin
You let their friendship continue because Maisie looks after your son while you're gallivanting around the country disguised as Sherlock Holmes" - Uncle Paton Yewbeam — Jenny Nimmo

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