Uncle Quotes

416 quotes by 326 authors

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen. — Louise Rennison
Ah!" I cried, springing up. "But no! no! My uncle shall never know it. He would insist upon doing it too. He would want to… — Jules Verne
It is certain," exclaimed my uncle in a tone of triumph. "But silence, do you hear me? silence upon the whole subject; and let no… — Jules Verne
He remembered having said to his uncle (with a solemn dogmatism better befitting a much younger man): "Surely it is possible to love with the… — Dorothy L. Sayers
My dear children!" Nellie whopped him upside the head with her backpack. "Ow!" Uncle Alistair curled over, cupping his hand over his good eye. "Nellie!"… — Rick Riordan
Amy Cahill didn't believe in omens. But black snow was falling, he earth was rumbling beneath her feet, her brother was meowing, and her uncle… — Peter Lerangis
What happened to your foot?" "I had a little disagreement with an eagle --stupid birds, eagles. He couldn't tell the difference between a hawk and… — David Eddings
In Charn [Jadis] had taken no notice of Polly (till the very end) because Digory was the one she wanted to make use of. Now… — C.S. Lewis
Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their… — Dr. Seuss
...If there's a noise in the woods, and there's nobody around to hear it, is it really a noise?" "Of course it is," she replied… — David Eddings
George Washingtonâ€™s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. — George Carlin
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey
He stares at me, and then leans back in his chair. "He's ill, Jacob." I say nothing. "He's a paragon schnitzophonic." "He's what?!" "Paragon schnitzophonic,"… — Sara Gruen
I blew that clay pigeon to smithereens. I don't know why Mum got so upset. According to Uncle Andrew she's a crack shot herself. But… — R.L. LaFevers
LEONATO Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband. BEATRICE Not till God make men of some other metal than… — William Shakespeare
Shinji slowly fell forward onto his face. Debris bounced up on impact. It took less than thirty seconds for the rest of his body to… — Koushun Takami
For standing between Cody and his pain is my obligation, and standing between my uncle and his pain is my rent, but the pain I… — Neal Shusterman
Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry--" "They won't," said Harry. "That you're safe--" "That'll just depress them." "--and… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Once upon a time... a long time ago... things that happened once perhaps but have been talked about for so long that nobody really knows.… — Susan Cooper
A few weeks ago my uncle came over to borrow my dad's socket set and when he asked my dad how he was my dad… — Miriam Toews

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