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Uncle Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Who are you?" Violet asked. It is confusing to fall asleep in the daytime and wake up at night. "what are you doing with Uncle…
- I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof…
- If only Uncle Monty knew what we know," Violet said, "and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn't know what…
- Waiting is one of life's hardships. It is hard enough to wait for chocolate cream pie while burnt roast beef is still on your plate.…
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- Storytelling is a very old human skill that gives us an evolutionary advantage. If you can tell young people how you kill… — Margaret Atwood
- On the whole, my family had always adopted a reserved attitude toward Zionism; my great-uncle Edmond had acted on his own in… — Guy de Rothschild
- They said that I had sold out and (am an) Uncle Tom. And I said well, they deserve to have that view.… — J C Watts
- My uncle was a hero, Lewis Roundtree. He was not even related to me really, but he was always called my uncle.… — Ed Bradley
- I’m seventeen years old, my name is Juan GarcÃa Madero, and I’m in my first semester of law school. I wanted to… — Roberto Bolano
- The one man other than my father who made the most lasting impression was an uncle, Serge B. Benson. He taught me… — Ezra Taft Benson
- I was offered a job on Wall Street by my uncle. But I wanted to get out. Make-it-on-my-own kinda thing. — George H. W. Bush
- My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. — Fred Allen