"If only Uncle Monty knew what we know,"……" — Daniel Handler
"If only Uncle Monty knew what we know," Violet said, "and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn't know what we know, and Stephano knows that he doesn't know what we know." "I know," Klause said. "I know you know," Violet said"
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
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