Uncle Quotes

416 quotes by 319 authors

They are the one who is there for you. She's the one who gave birth to you. Without here, will you be able to write… — Unknown Author
When I was in third grade I thought that I was gay cause I could draw, my uncle was and I kept my room straight.… — Macklemore
Wembley and Boober: Gobo! Gobo: I got a card. Red: You got a what? Gobo: A card. From my Uncle Traveling Matt. He doesn't need… — Fraggles
AfTer 20yRs.. YoUr 10yrs oLD Son oPen youR Fb AccoUnT...AnD sudDenLy He SaYs.. WTF Dad wHy You Say I LoVe u seXy To ayusH uncLe..… — Shubham Noottee Pandey
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. - http://coolfunnyquotes.com — A Josland
He shall not die, by G, criedmy uncle Toby. MThe ACCUSING SPIRIT which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blush'd as he gave… — Laurence Sterne
Whatever you want in this world go out and get it ,dont let nobody hold you back ,because they can be right up under you… — French
You just wanna say, 'Hey, Little Johnny, don't do that,' but it's my Uncle Si! -Jase — Duck Dynasty
Love how people can blame others for their problems!! It's always the same story: Well my daddy wasn't around, mama didn't do this, aunt said… — Kayla Jenkins
My uncle is in a coma - he's living the dream. — Nikhil Saluja
Im such a proud uncle :) love this little one to pieces. welcome to the family!! — Rob J Lloyd
I never realized how many people didn't have a father. Some just 'disappeared' and some passed away. I've never known the feeling of not having… — Shawn Captain
Uncle said I'll never sell a million records. I sold a million records like a million times. — Jay-Z
What is a legacy to a child? Is it about the money or property you leave to them? Is it all about how many kids… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath… — Ashok
I was in Alaska for 2 weeks, and to say it, I absolutely hated it. my uncle teased me about my disease, and he was… — Naquitta Faith

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319 authors contributed a total of 416 Uncle Quotes, led by these top contributors: