Uncle Quotes

416 quotes by 326 authors

The more government takes in taxes, the less incentive people have to work. What coal miner or assembly-line worker jumps at the offer of overtime… — Ronald Reagan
Twenty-three and a quarter minutes past, Uncle Matthew was saying furiously, in precisely six and three-quarter minutes the damned fella will be late — Nancy Mitford
Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free. — Love Actually
King Arthur was one of my heroes - I played with a trash can lid for a knightly shield and my uncle's cane for the… — Lloyd Alexander
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He… — Alec Guinness
(Left to right) Aaron (my uncle) Sonia (my mum) Craig (my other uncle) and ,y step dad Tim :) ,y open house I had — Tamika
You are nobody's priority not your rich uncle nor your rich brothers or sisters, you are your own responsibility. — Meshach Tula
Help, please, who wishes!I'm not englishspeaker, write poetry for children to help them to learn lang., Can natives speak in such way? In the midst… — Yulia Godliya
Dear Dad,Only if you were here to see me grow up.I miss you so much. I have been in a huge depression ever since you… — Jasmine
Babysitting my uncle puppy — Ariana
Do you want to be my Uncle? :) — Rachel Copeland
My Uncle — Cute
Valentine's Day is a time a people expressed their love for one another, not only for couples but it can be a favorite pet, uncle,… — Chris Kings
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou
Sometimes when I sit all alone reminiscing about those people that build up my world, then your thought come instantly because you built the foundation… — Usman Ismaheel
Whenever when I sit all alone reminiscing about those people that build up my world, then your thought come to my mind instantly because you… — Usman Ismaheel
For a time, Vlad was master as I was locked away behind walls I myself had created. Army. Special Operations. Top Tier. 214 Souls sent… — Eric Nickel
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50… — Napoleon Dynamite
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna… — Butterfly_Kisses
Thank you God for giving him the love and wisdom my Uncle Abel Yiga — Blasio Kajuna

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