Uncle Quotes

416 quotes by 326 authors

It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo — South Park
Say hello to Dexter, say hello to uncle Fester. Got them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectors. G-shocks, I got a crazy… — Tinie Tempah
Well, I'm black now. So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs. I dunno how I'm supposed to pay the bills... Probably… — Boondocks
Removing an evil nigger spirit from a negro is as hard as removing stink from a hunk of shit. We must use the tools that… — Boondocks
Alligators was talkin shit the next day. I knew something bad was gone happen to him nigga I knew it. Nah he wrastled me uncle… — Katt Williams
My name Mac Miller, who the f-ck are you? Well my crew too live but I aint Uncle Luke. — Mac Miller
Young money is an army, bitch I'm Uncle Sam. — Lil Wayne
Tell Uncle Luke I'm out in Miami too. Clubbing hard, the women ain't much to do. — Drake
After years of relationship... Girl: I want to marry you Boy: I can't Girl: Why not? Boy: Because my family only marries family members. Girl:… — Vley Morales
I'm like Uncle Phil I be switching wiffeys like every season. So I guess that makes you aunt Viv until you transform me to the… — Drake
You ain't talkin' paper, dawg, so you don't understand. Spazzin' on these niggas, bitch I'm going H.A.M. Taxin' all these niggas call me Uncle Sam. — Wiz Khalifa
Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! -Ray — Scary Movie
Crib out in Bel-Air, no uncle Phil niggas. So I take em' in the basement and yea I feel Tigga. — Fabolous
Pray to God I washed my hand, but I be damned 2012 100 racks to Uncle Sam. — Kendrick Lamar
The honest reason was my niece and nephew weren't allowed to see Uncle Vin movies, and they're my biggest fans. I guess I got a… — Vin Diesel
I trying to be coolest brother, best uncle, good nephew, favorite cousin but I ain't perfect... I hope I'll be all above of it to… — BabyFace Jeovanny
Supernanny has come in handy...I do a little Super-Uncle-Nanny thing with the kids. — Vince Vaughn
I have journalism everywhere-mother, father, aunts, uncle and grandparents. I think I have a strong journalistic streak in me-I'm really critical and analytical. It's funny,… — Olivia Wilde
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food… — Bill Engvall
We would said to people, you know, you've been living here for 40 years, for 50 years. Your street is not paved. You have a… — John Lewis

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