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Two Quotes by Woody Allen
- I am two with nature.
- I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
- Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
- Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
- You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute…
- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
- Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.
- A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to…
- I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
- Me and nature are two.
- I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases,…
- There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this…
- I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth…
- I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly…
- You can't ride two horses with one behind.
- Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one
- Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.
- You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for…
- In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress…
- For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two…
- There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours…
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