Twitter Quotes

2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors

Basic Hoes Twitter Name, LICK My This, EAT My That, Roman Numerals, Pretty This, Bad That, Minaj This, Monroe That Or Barbie This. — Christian Heggs:)
Hate when people have my twitter password. Changed it. — Kendall Jenner
Changing my Twitter name isn't a top priority right now. Sorry it bothers so many of you. Should I not tweet until I do? Does… — Demi Moore
Twitter is literally the most awful thing, It's mind-numbingly boring to hear about people's adventures at the gas station. I couldn't care less. — Emily Blunt
Oh god. People take things so personal. Of course I care about starving children outside the us. I'm so tired of twitter. Bye. — Sarah Hyland
Kim is so great at her social media. The whole family interacts with the fans. Things are so instantaneous and we enjoy Facebook, Twitter and… — Kris Jenner
Im here in Las Vegas judging the Miss America competition and I have a blog about winning tickets sweepstakes, and people are tweeting about the… — Kris Jenner
Reasons why Im still single: 1) I cant date the internet. 2) I cant date my favorite celebrity. 3) I cant date twitter. 4) I… — Kand3n
So many invitations to prom on my twitter.... I knew all this anal sex would eventually make me popular. — Asa Akira
On Twitter , we follow people but we don't know where they're going — Boat_Grandberry
Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL — Kiana JWilson
To be successful in engaging others, you must share AND create. If these actions are weighted, so is your potential for reach and resonance. — Jamie Timbre
R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003-2012 But, Welcome Hairline Jokes 2003-FOREVER — Kiana JWilson
Sending sweet nothings on Twitter or Facebook is fun. In some ways, its no different than sending flowers to the office: You are declaring your… — Ashton Kutcher
Twitter: any time I write on my page they call it a tweet.. but you facebook how do they call your writings? — Elormie
According To Twitter Everyone Is A CEO, Rapper, Model, Club Promoter, DJ, Poet, Singer, Actress/Actor...... Y'all Ain't Shit — Kiana JWilson
Dont Tweet about it, Be about it.! — Syoung
That awkward moment when u sit in a car ready for a function then realizing that the car doesnt want to spark — Elormie
Internet love is just like a feeling that we have with the actors that we watch in the T.V. and chatting with them on twitter… — Nishant Grover
Every night for the last two weeks, I think about canceling Twitter. It's over. The only positive thing on Twitter is saying 'Thank you' and… — John Mayer
I swear Relationships these days are a joke because people are always changing them like how we change our shoes,clothes,twitter,facebook. — Michael Myers Jr
The only thing you know about love is the way its spelled , I tried to show you and let feel what love is but… — Tj Williams
Followers means: Fans/Admirer/Kidnaper/Stalker/Killer ..so choose wisely if you want to end up nicely. — Migzylou
I work a lot, but at night time, thats basically my down time when I get to just lay in bed, play on my computer,… — Justin Bieber
This morning I got a call, nearly split my wig. This social network said Nas go and get your kid. She's on Twitter, I know… — Nas

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