Twitter Quotes

2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors

Someone just stopped me to say that he recognized me from twitter and now I'm writing my suicide note. — Nikhil Saluja
My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house. — Nikhil Saluja
Life is ruining my twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
BEFORE TALKING: Please connect the TONGUE to the BRAIN! — Nikhil Saluja
Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer. — Nikhil Saluja
Because of Twitter, people use words like Twitterverse, Tweeple, and Twerson. Which makes me want to twoot myself in the face. — Nikhil Saluja
Despite what it looks like on someones Facebook or Twitter, no one has it figured out. Were all just slapping things against a wall and… — Melchor Lim
The Official Facebook Profile facebook.com/cola09 , And Official Twitter account twitter.com/Actualcola/ Inspirational Quotes about Life Love — Nishan Panwar
They say if you want to update your status every minutes go to twitter, but last I checker twitter have limited words only 140 letters:… — Simphiwe
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^ — Melchor Lim
If you have twitter thats good if you have follwers thats even better and if you got jesus that is good too but you dont… — Natalya Johnson
On Twitter I have fans and on Facebook I have Friends — Simphiwe
I really miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever. — Maria Micah Rosales
When you've done something wrong, admit it and be sorry. No one in history has ever choked to death from swallowing his pride. — Abhishek Tiwari
The people who want to stay in your life will always find a way — Roumain
Tweeting is the new social addictions that causes everyone to wonder who someone is talking about — Taelor Chardae
WTF! whatapp, twitter and facebook — Unknown Author
Hearts break like most things in life ,but it all about how you rebuild the broken pieces with a better plan thought threw this time. — Milliton Munney
If 1 had 1 life to live why would he wait to the last second to live it ! — Milliton Munney
Reasons why I stop replying: 1) Im busy 2) Youre boring 3) Im mad 4) You replied with one word 5) Im on twitter 6)… — Christine Ramkran
Play with your playstation don't play with me boys — Unknown Author
I'm just a teen who loves netflix... — Emanuel Sebastiao
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in — Ana Chable
Before twitter, I was able to just turn over and go back to sleep if I woke up at 2am. — Priyanka
Twitter is like a Drum where everbody is beatings in his own beat. — Mudassir Qayyum

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