Twitter Quotes

2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors

Twitter should do something about the people who don't no how to spell. — Nikhil Saluja
We are the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook. — Abhishek Tiwari
Sometimes you gotta take a break from Twitter and sit back and wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio was dreaming at the end of Inception or not — Nikhil Saluja
Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. Sincerely, everyone. — Nikhil Saluja
Facebook is our past. Twitter is our present. Unemployment is our future. — Nikhil Saluja
Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it. — Nikhil Saluja
If opportunity had a twitter account, it's not going to be knocking on anyone's door anytime soon. — Nikhil Saluja
On my phone google search box looks the same as twitter box. If you find me tweeting something like sleeping incest sex please just ignore… — Nikhil Saluja
Twitter: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. — Nikhil Saluja
Instead of following someone on twitter, you should try and follow your dreams. — Sabelo Mkhomazi
Just dreamed about checking Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes you have to do whats best for you and your life, not whats best for everybody else. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja
Twitter really is the funniest, most addictive, non-productive shit ever. — Nikhil Saluja
Everyone has a life story. Mine will probably end with something like then he found twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja
Just found out there are websites other than twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
I just asked Siri to give me directions to the nearest mental institute and it redirected me to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
Here is a strategy; Follow someone, they follow you back, you unfollow them. -A douchebag with mental issues on Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
Before Twitter, people only had to write like 10 apology letters in rehab. — Nikhil Saluja
When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore. — Nikhil Saluja
You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight. — Nikhil Saluja
I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything. — Nikhil Saluja
I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best — Nikhil Saluja
The tiny SEED knew that in order to GROW it needed to be dropped in DIRT, covered in darkness, and STRUGGLE to reach the LIGHT.... — Suman Rai

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