Twitter Quotes

2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors

I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember... I KNOW HOW TO HIDE… — Charith Thilina
Hey everyone, If anyone needs any advice on anything I'm here for for you, Just DM me or mention me on twitter @allieszczecina — Unknown Author
Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for the rest of… — Unknown Author
BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND follow me in twitter:… — Stephanie NeÃ±iza
Both Stupidity And Sacrifice Is The Dance Of Love. — NizamShahbaaz
I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it. — Green Monk
Today, be the change you wish to see in the twitter. Block the assholes. — Green Monk
Have patience with all things, but, first of all with yourself. And then murder the asshole, Retweeting your Twitter Crush. — Green Monk
Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles
I gotta stop letting alcohol pick my Twitter Crushes. — Green Monk
Today, 8 year old kids have Facebook, Twitter, iPhones, iPads. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination. .… — Rick Sutter
Bieber fever...I'm not necessarily a fan. I don't listen to that kind of music. But my little sister was obsessed with him, and he actually… — Miley Cyrus
People are so quick to jump down my throat and tweet mean things to me.... Chill out!! Its twitter.... Don't be so serious. — Khloe Kardashian
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Wolverine
One of the areas I focus on are social sites like Facebook and Twitter — Ryan Ross
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. — Homer Simpson
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Homer Simpson
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham
I dont know, I guess weve never been one of those bands that makes most of their income from CD sales. We make it from… — Medeski Martin And Wood
Them hoes follow like twitter. — Wiz Khalifa
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' — Homer Simpson
Twitter is not even cool it basicsally a kill site — Latest
Twitter is the PERFECT escape from all the Facebook foolishness. — Unknown Author
Follow Famouso_ on twitter — Unknown Author
What do Facebook, Twitter, Google plus and other social media sites have that you do not? You know what? — Unknown Author

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