Twitter Quotes

2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors

I dont think something like Twitter is for me because Ill just end up getting myself in trouble with what I accidentally say. Youve seen… — Nikki Reed
Ive had two very spiritual years, two years with a lot of introspection. After 25 years, I wanted silence. Its what I needed to be… — Ricky Martin
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Pacifiersucker
Twitter is always there for me when my phone dies. — Jaylon Hillsman
Ted Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook. — Alexandria Guidry
I wish all the guys that have ever secretly liked me now and in the past would admit it, or rat out a friend that… — Tiffany F
You will be judged on how you live your life, but I will also be judged on how I treat you — Tiffany F
Roses are red, Twitter is blue...you look bangable, so I'll follow you. — Seth Rogan
Get your ass off of Twitter you could be somebody. — J. Cole
Do people with iPhones know that when they tweet their symbols on twitter it shows up as black blocks on other phones twitter timelines? — Jayde Nicole
I say what I feel.. Isn't that what twitter is for? Be yourself. — Brody Jenner
How can you mind your own business when you're always in mine? Constantly peeking out of your blinds? I'm on your mind. You wanna follow… — Keshia M Williams
Everyone Be A Good Person An Follow Me On Twitter Whenever You Can I Will Most Deffently Follow You Baxk.! @BBC_Boii — Unknown Author
People irritate me when they try to use big words on Twitter and can't spell, define, or read them... — Jerett Parker
Why the Fuck is TeamLesbian Or TeamBi almost In every Girls Bio on Twitter?.. Where the Fuck is TeamILIkeLonnngggggDick ?? — Jerett Parker
In real life...you can't write 2 sentences on antyhing...but on Twitter you're a philosopher... — Jerett Parker
If you 13 on Twitter you better have TeamSaved, TeamVirgin, and TeamElementarySchool — Jerett Parker
Twitter is currently the only social network your parents havent ruined. — Sydney Rogers
Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak. — Sydney Rogers
If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me. — Jenni Monroe
Follow me on twitter @_slimfine12 , and add me on facebook/ PRINCESS JONES :) — Pme
I could tweet the cure for cancer and get 0 retweets while a celebrity could tweet Pineapples and get 1000000 retweets. Isn't that something? — Dominic Amali
Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results. — Adrian Body
This is my Twitter Account, I tweet what I want whenever the hell I want! — Brandon Samuel
I wonder if I had a Twifey and we fuck..I wonder if that would be call Twsex.. :/ — Brandon Samuel

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