Twitter Quotes

2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors

We all look for love in all the wrong places like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & other social sites. — Sam Marcellin
Beware of what tell you in real life, because life is neither a twitter, Facebook nor any other social networking where you can post comments… — Kemmy Nola
Thought I will never see you again, Ive been to the North, West, East, South, looking for you, call your phone, and massage you, on… — Ogunyombo Oluwaseun David
Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face! — Azgraybebly Joslan
Don't let social media screw up something special you have at home. IG, Facebook, Twitter doesn't cook meals or pay bills. — Ash Sweeney
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
I wish conversations with ur parents friends could be more like Twitter. Short and you don't even have to read them. — Unknown Author
God gives and forgives, man gets and forgets. — Sahil Rathod
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Ritu Ghatourey
The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven. — Unknown Author
I love how the 140 character limit on twitter forces girls to get to the damn point. — Nikhil Saluja
A girl plays with your mind. A woman explores it. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. — Nikhil Saluja
There are 2 reasons why we dont trust people: 1. We dont know them. 2. We do know them. — Nikhil Saluja
My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video. — Nikhil Saluja
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops. — Nikhil Saluja
It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja
The quickest way to get someones attention is to no longer want it... — Nikhil Saluja
It's so weird to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads. — Nikhil Saluja
Tip: Speak English. Kiss French. Drive German. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean. — Nikhil Saluja
*Follows Dreams* *Wait for few hours* *Dreams dont follow back* *Unfollows dreams* — Nikhil Saluja
I just learned today that bacteria is not the back door of a cafeteria. — Nikhil Saluja
Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does. — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury; — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE LETTERS, are best mailed in the waste basket — Nikhil Saluja

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