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Turns Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Nothing turns me off faster than cigarette smoke.
- Technology: Pee on the iPhone 5, it turns pink if you're pregnant.
- MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;
- MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;
- TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
- I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
- I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow.
- Steps into shower. Then turns the water on.
- Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
- You guys, some things are worth dying for like family and unprotected left turns.
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- It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature. — Rowan Atkinson
- When a tradition gathers enough strength to go on for centuries, you don't just turn it off one day. — Chinua Achebe
- For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? — Jane Austen
- To flatter and follow others, without being flattered and followed in turn, is but a state of half enjoyment. — Jane Austen
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- Mostly what I listen to when I turn on my little iPod is opera. — Joan Baez