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- President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to succeed…
- Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if…
- Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and…
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- After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they… — Roseanne Barr
- Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary? — James M. Barrie
- You are safer here tonight than you would be on the streets of any other city in the world. — Michael Bloomberg
- But make no mistake, the President will find in our new majority the voice of the American people as they've expressed it… — John Boehner
- If you want to know how rich you really are, find out what would be left of you tomorrow if you should… — William J. H. Boetcker
- Maybe I'm too young to keep good love from going wrong, but tonight you're on my mind, so you never know. — Jeff Buckley
- I am here before you tonight to dedicate this administration to bringing a new renaissance of neighborhood life and community spirit, a… — Jane Byrne
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin
- I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year… — Drew Carey
- This is for all of you out there tonight, reaching for a dream - don't ever give up! Never ever listen to… — Mariah Carey
- History keeps her secrets longer than most of us. But she has one secret that I will reveal to you tonight in… — John le Carre
- Remember tonight... for it is the beginning of always. — Dante Alighieri