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Told Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.
- My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take
- I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't…
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