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Today Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is…
- If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
- Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.
- Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.…
- Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
- I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a…
- Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is…
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