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Time I Checked Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate…
- I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
More Time I Checked Quotes
- Last I looked - and I'm not a candidate - but last time I checked reading about the Constitution, the Electoral College… — Michael Bloomberg
- Last time I checked I was able to throw the ball a little bit. — Robert Griffin III
- Everyone tells you to shoot for the sky, but last time I checked there was foot prints on the moon. — Krisee Ellis
- I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. — Tori Amos
- Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero. — Steve Shaw
- I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston… — Stephen Colbert
- Last time I checked, Congress was created to uphold the values of the Constitution, not the Bible and its biased teachings. 'All… — Barack Obama
- Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk