Time I Checked Quotes

29 quotes by 27 authors

• Last I looked - and I'm not a candidate - but last time I checked reading about the Constitution, the Electoral College has nothing to… — Michael Bloomberg
• I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. — Tori Amos
• Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero. — Steve Shaw
• I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate… — Stephen Colbert
• Last time I checked I was able to throw the ball a little bit. — Robert Griffin III
• Last time I checked, Congress was created to uphold the values of the Constitution, not the Bible and its biased teachings. 'All men (including women)… — Barack Obama
• Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk
• The last time I checked, the Constitution said, 'of the people, by the people and for the people.' That's what the Declaration of Independence says. — William J. Clinton
• Last time I checked, there is no 'Hall of Average.' — Chip Kelly
• Lend sat up,craning his neck to see down my shirt,which I hurriedly pushed back into place. Last time I checked, you couldn't see souls.He shrugged,an… — Kiersten White
• I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. — Stephen Colbert
• I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. — Bill Hicks
• It’s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me you’ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and the last time… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Dammit, Vik. How can you not know what’s wrong with this thing? Can’t you commune with it or something? (Devyn) My name is not ‘Dammit,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Maybe I wanted children, maybe I didn't, but I wanted the decision to be a choice, not a mandate. Last time I checked, childlessness was… — Peggy Orenstein
• Kate, perhaps you need to explain to your significant other that he is in no position to give me orders. Last time I checked, his… — Ilona Andrews
• Last time I checked, the digital universe was expanding at the rate of five trillion bits per second in storage and two trillion transistors per… — George Dyson
• Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little more about the girl you're dating? Cause last time I checked, work… — Dee_Mila Kunis
• And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna… — Katt Williams
• Let me hear you pigeons run your mouth now. I'm pluggin in them social skills. That keep my total bills over a million. The last… — Limp Bizkit

Who Wrote These Time I Checked Quotes

27 authors contributed a total of 29 Time I Checked Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Time I Checked Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 2 Time I Checked Quotes by Stephen Colbert
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Barack Obama
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by CM Punk
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by William J. Clinton
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Chip Kelly
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Kiersten White
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Bill Hicks
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Peggy Orenstein
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Ilona Andrews
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by George Dyson
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Dee_Mila Kunis
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Katt Williams
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Limp Bizkit
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Tino
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Princess Brie
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Krisee Ellis
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Nica Escover
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Ali
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Kevin McCarty
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Azgraybebly Josland
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Sonya Parker
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Talyiah
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Michael Bloomberg
• 1 Time I Checked Quote by Tori Amos