Time I Checked Quotes
29 quotes by 27 authors
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Last I looked - and I'm not a candidate - but last time I checked reading about the Constitution, the Electoral College has nothing to…
— Michael Bloomberg
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I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
— Tori Amos
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Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero.
— Steve Shaw
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate…
— Stephen Colbert
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Last time I checked I was able to throw the ball a little bit.
— Robert Griffin III
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Last time I checked, Congress was created to uphold the values of the Constitution, not the Bible and its biased teachings. 'All men (including women)…
— Barack Obama
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Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.
— CM Punk
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The last time I checked, the Constitution said, 'of the people, by the people and for the people.' That's what the Declaration of Independence says.
— William J. Clinton
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Last time I checked, there is no 'Hall of Average.'
— Chip Kelly
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Lend sat up,craning his neck to see down my shirt,which I hurriedly pushed back into place. Last time I checked, you couldn't see souls.He shrugged,an…
— Kiersten White
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I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
— Stephen Colbert
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I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
— Bill Hicks
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It’s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me you’ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and the last time…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Dammit, Vik. How can you not know what’s wrong with this thing? Can’t you commune with it or something? (Devyn) My name is not ‘Dammit,…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Maybe I wanted children, maybe I didn't, but I wanted the decision to be a choice, not a mandate. Last time I checked, childlessness was…
— Peggy Orenstein
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Kate, perhaps you need to explain to your significant other that he is in no position to give me orders. Last time I checked, his…
— Ilona Andrews
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Last time I checked, the digital universe was expanding at the rate of five trillion bits per second in storage and two trillion transistors per…
— George Dyson
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Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little more about the girl you're dating? Cause last time I checked, work…
— Dee_Mila Kunis
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And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna…
— Katt Williams
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Let me hear you pigeons run your mouth now. I'm pluggin in them social skills. That keep my total bills over a million. The last…
— Limp Bizkit
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