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Time Quotes by Bill Maher
- During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There…
- New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of…
- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time…
- It's that time of year again, April 15, taxes. I know it's depressing, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges, hospitals, and an army…
- New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And…
- In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show…
- One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
- Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that…
- you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!
- You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history…
- If we stopped calling it profiling and started calling it "proactive intelligence screening" or "high alert detecting", people would be saying "Well, it's about time".
- "Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time…
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- Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to tell you… — Superman
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- I design for real people. I think of our customers all the time. There is no virtue whatsoever in creating clothing or… — Giorgio Armani
- When I immersed myself in prayer and united myself with all the Masses that were being celebrated all over the world at… — Mary Faustina Kowalska
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- Never regret your past, the only thing you should regret is the time you've wasted with the wrong people. — Nishan Panwar
- A Very Good Relationship Needs Just 2 Things..... A Little Time To Be Spent With Them And A True Care To Be… — Ritu Ghatourey