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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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I think I got disappointed over the years about New York, about the States. You know, sometimes you go and visit Europe…
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I don't think I got thin. I think I got healthy.
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My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing.
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Ive been a swimmer and a diver for quite a while. It was something that I think I got too comfortable with,…
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Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school…
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Do you think I got stung because I have honey in my coffee every day?
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People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to…
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I think I got a lot of life skills; I got a lot of wisdom; I've seen a lot of bad things…
— Young Jeezy
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I asked a French critic a couple of years ago why my books did so well in France. He said it was…
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I think I got left behind somewhere, because, you know, I'm still a romantic
— Grace Coddington
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I think I got really lucky with Slacker. That was a film that probably shouldn't have been seen.
— Richard Linklater
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Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic."…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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