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• The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. — Conan O'Brien
• Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst
• I have nothing but contempt for the deceitful thing men call 'happiness,' and find myself with no choice but to push my… — Gen Urobuchi
• Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it. — Mark Twain
• A king is a thing men have made for their own sakes, for quietness sake. Just as in a family one man… — John Selden
• Here's the thing, men have to also mature in how they see women, too. Because they need to understand that it's not… — Jada Pinkett Smith
• Success is an ugly thing. Men are deceived by its false resemblances to merit.... They confound the brilliance of the firmament with… — Victor Hugo
• Oh, do you have A Tale of Two Cities?" "That silly thing? Men going around getting their heads chopped off for love?… — Cassandra Clare
• It was a damned good thing men couldn’t have children. Gregory took no shame in admitting that the human race would have… — Julia Quinn
• What a sad thing men are. Can’t do nothing good without being so weak we have to mess it up. Can’t build… — Patrick Ness
• The grave, dread thing! Men shiver when thou'rt named: Nature appalled, Shakes off her wonted firmness. — Robert Blair

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