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Eddie Izzard has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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We fear death because of pain, and because of the thought that we may become obliterated. This idea is erroneous. Jesus showed…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was…
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Our military thought that they couldn't get to Pearl Harbor, that it was too long a journey from Japan to get there,…
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I was in the Chilli Peppers at the time and I asked myself, would I be able to wear a sock on…
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They proved to me by convincing reasons that God does not exist; Afterwards I saw God, for he came and embraced me.…
— Sri Aurobindo
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I was given baby doll toys myself, and they proved a stark reminder that my life was expected to revolve around childbearing…
— Beth Ditto
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Once in a while, Jimmy would make up a word but he never once got caught out. ... He should have been…
— Margaret Atwood
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Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you…
— John Rocker
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