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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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It's nice when they notice the deep voice from across the house, and they know it's papa. They know it's Dad.
— Matthew McConaughey
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first…
— Jay Leno
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
— Conan O'Brien
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Unbeknownst to a lot of us, our children actually listen to just about everything we say and, even more so, watch everything…
— Thomas Carper
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People are usually too busy counting the things they don't have. They notice how much more money their neighbor has, how much…
— Harold Klemp
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So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if…
— Corra May Harris
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When you shake you ass, they notice fast. And some mistakes were built to last.
— George Michael
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I directed the men in our barque to approach near the savages, and hold their arms in readiness to do their duty…
— Samuel de Champlain
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Women notice details that most men don't. They notice if your belt and shoes match. They notice what kinds of foods you…
— Eben Pagan
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My goal is people associate November with COPD awareness month as much as they notice October with breast cancer and pink. That'd…
— Danica Patrick
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I regularly take my entrepreneurship students out walking because I want to get them in the habit of noticing and thinking about…
— Margaret Heffernan
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I hate people walking down the street listening to the soundtrack of their lives which responds to them but not their setting.…
— Margaret Heffernan
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