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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier…
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There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the…
— Janeane Garofalo
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Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who…
— Stephan Pastis
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I am God's wheat and shall be ground by their teeth so that I may become Christ's pure bread.
— Ignatius of Antioch
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Certain people in the United States are driving nails into this structure of our relationship, then cutting off the heads. So the…
— Mikhail Gorbachev
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My fictitious characters will take the bit between their teeth and gallop off and do something that I hadn't counted on. However,…
— Colleen McCullough
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If you caught your kid raising cats in tiny boxes, forcing them to live in their own feces without clean air or…
— Dan Piraro
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Boys play with death as though it were a game, cutting their teeth on daggers.
— Sheri S. Tepper
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People who have cut their teeth on philosophical problems of rationality, knowledge, perception, free will and other minds are well placed to…
— Simon Blackburn
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Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around.
— Amy Poehler
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Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
— George D. Prentice
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For my own part, I believe that in dealing with skeptics, and unbelievers, and enemies of the Bible, Christians are too apt…
— J C Ryle
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