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- According to one account of the New York City schools during the 1950s: The teacher could not technically hit the child, but… — Robert Klein
- Every time I told my cocker spaniel, Taffy, my very first dog, that we were going for a walk, she would launch… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
- It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy. — Chauncey Depew
- Sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy. — Lisa Loeb
- We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and… — Rick Riordan
- It's strange how memory gets twisted and pulled like taffy in its retelling, how a single event can mean something different to… — Lisa Unger
- Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it… — Mitch Albom
- There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious. — Stephen Colbert