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• Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
• The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
• The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
• I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news…
• It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
• Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
• To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
• To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

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