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Stills Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past…
- Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in…
- I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of…
- Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia…
- I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are…
- When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday.
More Stills Quotes
- The structure of apartheid is still rooted in the Haitian society. When you have apartheid, you don't see those behind the walls.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the… — Dido Armstrong
- When I was a little kid - and even still - I loved magic tricks. When I saw how movies got made… — J. J. Abrams
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong
- Still bent to make some port he knows not where, still standing for some false impossible shore. — Matthew Arnold
- People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I… — Tom Arnold