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Start Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?
- Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.
- My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
- You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you…
- Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
- Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.
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