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- Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside. — Ludwig van Beethoven
- Reason is a faculty far larger than mere objective force. When either the political or the scientific discourse announces itself as the… — Ursula K. Le Guin
- Some strong-willed children absolutely demand to be spanked, and their wishes should be granted. . . [T]wo or three stinging strokes on… — James Dobson
- I think I wish I had never spanked my children, but I have. And they remember every instance like they tattooed it… — Ayelet Waldman
- You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a… — Emo Philips
- When my parents went off to Knoxville to work, I lived with my father's mother. She was strict - the kind who… — Tina Turner
- Whoever says The Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll. — Steven Morrissey
- They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be… — Christopher Moore