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Sorry Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I havent swept the floor yet. Sorry if your knees get dirty.
- Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
- Sometimes you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life.
- My bad, is a piece of shits way of saying, I'm sorry.
- Hello? Hello, uh ... do you sell ladders? Sorry, you have the rung number.
- Sorry is word, and when heard repeatedly it becomes a lie.
- Some day, you will trust me again...but for now, I'm sorry that our love had to end.
- A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
- God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro.
- Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole, I don't wanna…
- I really feel sorry for you if you're not me.
- You call me hateful because I'm real. You call me childish because I speak my mind. Sorry, I wasn't taught how to say FUCK YOU…
- God gave women butt-holes for a reason, and that reason is for sex. Sorry ladies, they're Gods rules not mine.
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all…
- I prefer eating a vegetarians pussy because it's organic, sorry meat eaters.
- It's way easier to judge everyone based on appearance and if you're ever wrong just be like sorry dude but do you realize what you…
More Sorry Quotes
- The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. — Red Auerbach
- There is something so amiable in the prejudices of a young mind, that one is sorry to see them give way to… — Jane Austen
- No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist. — Walter Bagehot
- You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you. You're dealt… — Drew Barrymore
- Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
- I am immensely contrite. And I'm sorry for the damage I've done. — Jayson Blair
- In the inner city, there's a mentality that the government owes you something. My breakthrough came when I stopped feeling sorry for… — Mary J. Blige
- And if I were the president, I'd go out there and I'd emphasize the things I have done, and I'd say, 'Some… — Michael Bloomberg
- We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. — Aesop
- I'm sorry that I can't snap my fingers and undo 50 years of bad American foreign policy. — Harry Browne
- Girls blush, sometimes, because they are alive, half wishing they were dead to save the shame. The sudden blush devours them, neck… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Because sorry to say, women run the house. They run the family. They hold things up. I mean, it's like you don't… — Sophia Bush