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Someone Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried
- I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
- Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
- If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'
- If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
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