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Dennis Miller has 151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!
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I got a very good life. I sold plenty of records, I get recognized plenty, I can always have somebody call up…
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In the university library, we know when a book has been used in a class or put on reserve... or while it…
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Somebody Call Khaled, Tell Em' Ya Boy What's Hood.
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Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!
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Somebody call 911!
— Sean Kingston
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You gon have another drink or you just gon babysit, on to the next one, somebody call da waitress.
— Jay-Z
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Somebody call the doctor cause I'm love sick Man, I done had it with this love shit
— Lil Kim
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An somebody call the IRS, too many lambos. Yea I'm talking bottles and blunts, all you can handle.
— Young Jeezy
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The boss back, somebody call the Brinks truck.
— Rick Ross
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Horsepower told the Porsche giddy-up. Stunt so hard somebody call the media.
— 2 Chainz
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