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Smart Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- No one is smart. We just have different levels of stupidity.
- Smart girls open their mind . Easy girls open their legs . And foolish girls open their heart.
- Million dollar idea: A smart phone that doesn't receive phone calls.
- HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce;
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife
- Oxymoron: She's Smart.
- I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T.
- A smart ass : Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
- A boss while trying to piss off an employee, So! I hear you got a small dick?! Smart employee: Does your wife tell you everything!
- Smart phones: Always saving us from awkward situations.
- Every time I see 007 get a gadget in an old James Bond movie I'm like, My smart phone has that app.
- I've been staring at my Smart Phone for so long, I'm pretty sure it just told me to get a fucking life.
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- Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. — Scott Adams
- I guess I've got a smart wife. — Yogi Berra
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- I was black growing up in an all-white neighborhood, so I felt like I just didn't fit in. Like I wasn't as… — Halle Berry
- Let's just be smart this time. I'm looking for smart. — Joe Biden