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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
— Erma Bombeck
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The best way to make a steak is grilled over an open flame or pan sauteed in a cast iron skillet.
— Roy Yamaguchi
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Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.
— Diablo Cody
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A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to…
— David Sedaris
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Harmony glanced to her left, and my gaze followed hers to the living room, where my aunt had died, my cousin had…
— Rachel Vincent
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I would far prefer to have things happen as they naturally do, such as the mousse refusing to leave the mold, the…
— Julia Child
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A chunk of seared albacore tuna, salted and peppered, then seared rare in a little oil in a hot skillet for just…
— Tom Douglas
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Every single day I find it hard to say that I could be yours alone and you will see someday that all…
— Unknown Author
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~Papa Roach with Skillet
— James
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Skillet better thn drugs best song ever:)
— Natalya Johnson
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I talk it, I live it, I paint a picture vivid and the pistols popping like they sitting in a skillet.
— Lil Wayne
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NOW THAT ITS OVER I JUST WANNA HOLD HER I GIVE UP ALL THE WORD TO SEE THAT LITTLE PEICE OF HEAVEN…
— NIKLOVESMEEKA
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