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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School.…
— Lewis Black
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
— George Burns
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It takes sixty-five thousand errors before you are qualified to make a rocket.
— Wernher von Braun
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
— Ambrose Bierce
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My God, this novel makes me break out in a cold sweat! Do you know how much I've written in five months,…
— Gustave Flaubert
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Some of the best business and nonprofit CEOs I've worked with over a sixty-five-year consulting career were not stereotypical leaders. They were…
— Peter Drucker
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What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes we had…
— Anthony Hopkins
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If you can find a passion at a young age, somewhere between fifteen and thirty, if you can find that passion, I…
— Stevie Nicks
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Being sixty-five ... became a crossroads. We said, we have nothing to lose, so we can raise hell.
— Maggie Kuhn
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Yet there's something ominous about turning sixty-five. Suddenly old age is not a phenomenon which will occur; it has occurred.
— Colleen McCullough
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All my life I have been trying to learn, to read, to see and hear, and to write. At sixty-five I began…
— Carl Sandburg
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I am inclined to put the zenith of success-the time of most consideration and public labor -as somewhere in the sixties, say…
— Unknown Author
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