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• I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure…
• When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
• I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,…
• The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
• When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
• My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
• Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
• I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
• My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for…
• You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
• I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am…

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