Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. — George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? — George Carlin
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each… — Fred Allen
I don't have a grand master plan, but I try to be thoughtful when I can and also silly. It's part of the fun. — Josh Charles
The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
So many things happen for every event, and if you try to manipulate it, it means you are struggling against the whole universe, and that's… — Deepak Chopra
Modelling is a silly, crazy business. — Helena Christensen
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. — Winston Churchill
Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life. — Hillary Clinton
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. — Henri Frederic Amiel
Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. For you are here to do great things. — Ralph Marston
The idea that the United States can't guard its own border is silly. It's a sign that were not serious about this...people who legally shouldn't… — Newt Gingrich
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd. — Jimmy Fallon
It requires only two things to win credit for a miracle: a mountebank and a number of silly women. — Marquis de Sade
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants — Geraldo Rivera
Prayer does not mean that I am to bring God down to my thoughts and my purposes, and bend his government according to my foolish,… — Dwight L. Moody
Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot… — Bobby Jones
Everyone who has been to an Olympics says expect the unexpected. That kind of psychology games does go on, so I'm kind of expecting things… — Libby Trickett
Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
The silly question is the first intimation of some totally new development. — Alfred North Whitehead
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again. — Bill Austin
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. — Groucho Marx
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll… — Groucho Marx
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. — Groucho Marx

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